By Simon Winheld

A hippo concerns that her MFA is completely dead. A cardinal has roommate difficulties. A hummingbird is keen to affix a social community. A bush child teeters at the side (You wanna throw down?!) the following for the 1st time are the innermost innovations of our bushy and feathered pals, who—it is eventually revealed—humorously percentage a similar anxieties, frustrations, and preoccupations as we do. even if it is a raccoon fretting approximately his judgmental buddies, a buffalo impatiently looking forward to his dumplings, or a sloth considering a occupation in stand-up comedy, every one colorfully illustrated critter captures a second of contemporary flux—and jointly they convey an irresistibly humorous portrait of a state either wild and amusingly accepted.

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